Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The Incredible Story of Jesus

We’re told that Jesus was born of a VIRGIN in Bethlehem, which makes it the most important birth in all of history by far.  The problem is, that of all the books of the bible, only two of them tell the story, Matthew and Luke.  The other epistles do not mention his birth.  Let’s examine these two.

1.             Angels relayed the good news that Mary was pregnant. 
a.     Matthew 1:20, 24-25
b.     Luke 1:26-28, 31
                                               i.     Who was told, Mary or Joseph?
2.             Somehow Mary and Joseph got to Bethlehem for Jesus to be born.
a.     Luke 2:1-5 (Luke comes up with this story using a census, and it is here that we have our first major problem, writing nearly 80 years AFTER the event.  Augustus ruled from (c) 44-42 BCE until 14 CE, but there is ZERO record of any empire record census.  Sending people back to their ancestral lineage home would have been impossible as well as turn the Roman Empire upside down.  However, there was a census done by Suirinius, who was also known as Quirinius because the names are interchangeable, while he was governor of Syria in the year (c) 6-7 CE and it was not the whole empire, just a local Judeo census.   The problem is, Matthew (Matthew 2) said that all of these things happened in the days of Herod.   Herod was king until he died in 4 BCE, making him dead 10 to 11 years before the census of Quirinius was conducted.
3.              Baby Jesus had visitors after his birth.
a.     Luke 2:7 (No mention of the wise men)
b.     Luke 2:8-12
c.      Matthew 2:1, 8-11 (Here we find Jesus in a cozy house in verse 11 and not in a manger)
4.             The families left Bethlehem and ended up in Nazareth
a.     Luke 2: 21-22
b.     Luke 2:39 (Pretty straight forward story of how they got to Nazareth huh?  Matthew on the other hand tells a different story of what happened when they left Bethlehem.
c.      Matthew 2:13-23
                                               i.     A historian would have recorded the mass murder of of babies at an important time in history.  There is zero record of such an account.  This event was so horrific, it would be impossible to be ignored by and not recorded.
                                              ii.     Matthew calls upon an Old Testament prophecy in verse 23 stating that Jesus would be a Nazarene.  There is NO Old Testament prophecy of Nazarene.  Nazareth, a village is completely unknown and never referred to in the Old Testament.   Most religious scholars uses Judges 13:5 to validate Matthew.   Unfortunately, there are two problems with this unfounded interpretation.  First, this story has nothing to do with the story of Jesus’ birth.  Instead, it is the prophecy of Samson’s birth.  Secondly, the word “Nazarite” does not mean someone from Nazareth.  A Nazarite is a person who takes a lifestyle vow to reframe from cutting their hair, which would avoid alcohol, avoid corpses and graves.  By this definition alone, Jesus would automatically fail at being a Nazarite. 


Review Luke said:
·      An angel told Mary
·      There was a Roman census
·      They went to Bethlehem
·      Jesus was born in a stable (manager)
·      An angel tells a bunch of farmers to go say hi to Jesus
·      The family leaves and goes to Nazareth

Review Matthew said:
·      An angel told Joseph
·      Herod sends out an unnumbered wise men to find Jesus in a house
·      Mary and Joseph escaped with the baby to Egypt while Herod conducted a mass murder of children
·      Baby Jesus is returned to Nazareth to fulfill prophecy


Why is it ok to take these two stories, take out all the nasty parts and keep the cute stuff and declare it to be true?